Numerous members of RBO factor have joined the first annual RBO Factor Fantasy Football league. For bragging rights, 20 of our most football inclined forum members will meet up for a draft tomorrow. What does the Chronicle Predict??!???

The Football Illiterate

1. EduaNYC - Our Dominican friend might actually think we are doing a fantasy baseball draft. The chances of Edua getting a decent pick and KNOWING who to pick are about as good as Joel losing 40-50 pounds.

2. Mattman13 - The chances of anyone under the age of 11 winning a Fantasy Football league are not very good. Mattman might be optimistic about his chances, but realistically, the draft will be at 10 PM eastern, 2 hours past his bedtime. Unfortunately, the Yahoo Auto-Pick is not the way to win a league.

3. Microsoftyork? - I’m guessing this is a random guy who saw the forum and signed up. No Gohome…you will not win this league.

4. Hugebat - Hugebat might actually think he is drafting for the Canadian Football League, and i don’t know about you, but I direct you to this topic: http://rbofactor.com/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1873 where Hugebat clearly says he is grounded because he fails at High School. Chances of him making the draft are not too good.

5. Fire - Fire is an interesting case of fail. He is so bad at RBO, that his failness might actually carry over to Fantasy Football. Q.Q Fire.

The Most Hype, But will Epic Fail

1. ChungFX - The Asian has the universe aligned for him to win. He’s asian, he is asian, and he is asian. But what will undoubtedly be his demise is his faith in his asian culture. There are not enough asians in the NFL to draft a decent team.

2. Cunning - Cunning is too obsessed with little girls and Selena Gomez to even make this draft. Wizards of Waverly Place DVD set ftw? Have Fun Cunning. You suck.

3. Oman - If I had someone in the same household, I would rig it so one of us would win. Be it by crappy one sided trades or by just throwing a game or two. Unfortunately, the intelligence of FIRE does not allow for this, and OMAN quite frankly will be held back by his epic fail brother.

4. rbush - You would he would have the upper hand because of his name, but rbush is not too good in Fantasy Football Leagues. According to his yahoo history, the highest he has ever finished is 7 out of 12 since 2006, routinely finishing in last place. Go Reggie Go!

5. RubberArm - GM19 seems to fit the stereotype of an average American football fan. Large, raspy voice, with a coors light at hand. Unfortunately, according to his yahoo history, he fails at Fantasy Football. His best finish was 9 out of 10.

The I say I know more than I really know category

1. TheMan - TheMan is a quiet force. Many of us wonder whether or not he truly has a voice. What is undeniable is his ability to point and click. TheMan will make the draft. TheMan will pick good players. TheMan though, will be about average. As a Chicago native, he will pick overrated Bears players and fail. Count on it.

2. ThePope - ThePope is a very smart individual. Asians are awesome. But he is also canadian, hence the fail from being canadian will hold him back. He knows a lot about sports, but unfortunately, he is America’s hat for life.

3. Skoal - His yahoo history is fail, but Skoal seems to know his football. Unfortunately, he might indeed rotochoke his way out of a playoff spot (had to do it lol).

4. Dank - The people who talk most usually start strong, and fizzle near the end. I expect Dank to continue on this great tradition. That and…there is no way in hell the “Goal Line Governors” win anything. Pro Name. Not.

5. Melky - To be honest. He is too pro for his own good. It will backfire and he will draft Michael Vick to be funny and it will cost him.

Eli Manning to David Tyree.

1. HexDemon - Stigma Hax anyone? Fact is, HeX wins everything he is a part of…in RBO. Unfortunately, he will be up there but will fall short. He does not have FoxxFire and Overbay to help him along this time.

2. Dre - This is the American Asian. He is pro at fantasy games and poke. What is his downfall? POKER and WORK!. Dre is a pornstar apparently or he video tapes it or something but he is at a video studio most nights, that and he has a gambling addiction known as pokerstars.com. Sorry Dre. You will be up there, but will fail and be siezed by the IRS.

3. Puddles - I’m not even going to lie…Puddles scares me. At the plate, in fantasy, in anything. Puddles has a resume that dates back to 2001 in fantasy sports. The fact is, he has the experience and the knowledge to win. Unfortunately, I am pretty sure he will fall short seeing as his last few leagues he choked in the finals.

4. Pogo - This is Pogo’s first Fantasy football league. Why do I think he will be up there and have a chance at winning? Pogo hit a walkoff homerun not playing RBO for a week. How much more luck can you have?

The Golden Boy

1. Whos - The Ginger Bread Man. The Nerd of all Nerds. Eric M Coakley. Yes. He will win. He has been in Leagues since he was 9 years old, and he has won 2 fantasy football championships. He has a resume you would not believe and clearly has no life at all. He will show up to draft, he will pick crappy players, and somehow…he will win. Gingy has that irish good luck. Gingy…is your champion.